What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
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What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So he can make you curious.
Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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Baby Rabbit: "Mommy, where did I come from?"
Mother Rabbit: "I ll tell you when you re older."
Baby Rabbit: "Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now."
Mother Rabbit: "If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat."
Q: Why did the woman get thrown out of the riding stable?
A: She wanted to mount the horse her way.
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket.
He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come done to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day."
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license.
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.
The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water."
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"
Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick?
A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot?
Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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