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What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
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A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
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Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
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