What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit.
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A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to the cat, "Is there anything I can do to make your stay here better?"
The cat said, "I've been sleeping on a cold floor and I'd love a warm pillow to sleep on.
St. Peter gave a pillow to the cat, and the cat headed off to bed.
Later, some mice came to St. Peter. They wanted roller skates to get around faster so St. Peter gave them their skates and the mice went off.
The next evening St. Peter checks in on the cat. "How was your night last night?"
The cat said "That pillow you gave me is really nice, but what I like the most about heaven is the Meals on Wheels."
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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