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What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
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Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Kid: Homework!
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Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, "Whats that?" She says: "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny." The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says: "Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out."
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How does a leopard change its spots? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.
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A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
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What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? Anything you want, he cant hear you.
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