Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
Ronnie goes to the auction. He notices a parrot that was on auction. Ronnie decides to bid for it and so Ronnie starts off with 50 Dollars. Auctioneer: 50 Dollars Voice: 100 Dollars Ronnie: 200 Dollars Voice: 300 Dollars Ronnie: 400 Dollars Voice: 750 Dollars Ronnie: 800 Dollars Auctioneer 800 going once, twice and the parrot is sold. Ronnie to the Auctioneer "I hope this Parrot can speak as I have spent a lot of money on it." Auctioneer Laughing: "Who do you think was Bidding against you.
Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.