Joke #7036

Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.

A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!

Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'

A farmer brought his daughter a little pot-belly pet pig. She called it "Stinky" when she played with it out in the yard, but she called it "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty. "Tell me," asked her father, "Why do you have two names for your pig?" "That’s easy," she replied, "Ballpoint is just his pen name."

What looks like half a cat? The other half.

It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...

I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."