Question: Why does Tigger smell?
Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos?
Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
How do you shoot a great white shark?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing.
I told you he was a bum steer.
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to.
They landed in each other.
Who was wrong?
The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?
A: In a nest-cafe!
Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it.
Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar.
The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it."
"Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back."
So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically.
"That's amazing," said the bartender.
"Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings."
"Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back."
So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby.
"Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."
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