Question: Why does Tigger smell?
Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
Vote:
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?
A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Vote:
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
Boobies.