Question: Why does Tigger smell?
Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
Ground Beef.
A man had a party where all the rich people attend.
And the he had a pool with alligators.
So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes.
But no one wanted to go for the challenge.
All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like a hell and came out alive.
So the host asked, "What are your three wishes?"
The man replied, "Give me the shotgun and bulllets and show me the idiot that pushed me in..."
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out.
One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time.
In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while.
Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him.
"However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk.
"In-stinct," replied Out.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos.
Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper?
A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.