Question: Why does Tigger smell?
Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
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Holstaines.
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A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
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What kind of money do polar bears use?
Ice lolly.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?"
Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor."
Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?"
Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."
Little Johnny's teacher said,
"Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister's."
Did you copy hers?, she asked.
Johnny replied, "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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