Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
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A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.
He says, “What the hell is that all about?”
The farmer says, “We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm. There ain’t nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other.”
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
Burgers and flies.
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.
Two neighbors are talking to each other.
First neighbor: Do you know that my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and then delivers it to me?
Second neighbor: Of course, I know that very well.
First neighbor: Really, well then, how?
Second neighbor: My dog came and told me.
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.