Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Moo.
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.