Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
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What’s a black spot between two white spots?
A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Teacher: "What does a duck say?"
Jenny: "Quack Quack"
Teacher: "What does a cow say?"
Madison: "Moo"
Teacher: "What does a pig say?"
Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
What goes black white black white...?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
What's red and green and goes at 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
Little Johnny's teacher said,
"Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister's."
Did you copy hers?, she asked.
Johnny replied, "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"
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