Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’
Boy: ‘I’m not.
I’m just holding it.
It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.
Crocodiles are easy.
They try to kill and eat you.
People are harder.
Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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