Joke #9850

Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
Vote: has 54.26 % from 13 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, car, travel
I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
Vote: has 16.16 % from 8 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal
Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
Vote: has 54.59 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, love, weather
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
Vote: has 54.59 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
Vote: has 56.98 % from 23 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, money
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, sport
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
Vote: has 40.61 % from 50 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, dirty
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal
Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
Vote: has 35.66 % from 12 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal