A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
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Bellhop.
On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
A caterpillar!
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
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What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
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Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy back wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.