What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
Holstaines.
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.
Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky way.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian.
"Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him.
"How do I do that?" he asked.
"Carefully," replied the vet.
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?
All the men stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn' t belong to them?'
Half the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?'
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted.
What is a cow's favourite TV show?
Dr Moo.
What are the most athletic rodents?
Track and field mice.