Joke #10112

What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
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A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
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One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
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What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk.
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‘I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.’ Steven Wright
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One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo. Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches length. So he asked his aunt what was that. His aunt responded: "That is nothing" On the other month when he with his mother went to the zoo accidentally they met the same donkey with his long dick. Johnny pointing to it said to his mother: "Mommi my aunt told me that it was nothing." His mother laughed and said: "My dear it is nothing for your aunt!"
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Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? A: They never want to log off.
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