What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked. "I am." said the man. "I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?" The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one." "No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said. "Here's your chicken." said the farmer.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise. On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock. One eagle says to it "Hi Mr. Lion!" The other said, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?" The lion, rather frustrated, asks, "How did you know I was a lion?" The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes".