Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.