In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.