In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.