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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
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Blonde 1: Don't tell anyone but Bees scare me. Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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One day little Bill was playing in the sand out of the sun underneath his front steps. Soon his mother walked up the steps without underwear due to the heat of the day and little Bill looked up and yelled out, ''Mother, what's that black thing that you're carrying under your dress?'' ''Don't worry, Bill, it's just a squirrel,'' she said. So little Bill kept on playing, and soon his grandmother came along, also without underwear, and little Bill looked up and said, ''Grammie what is that hairy animal under your dress?'' ''Ah, it's a squirrel,'' she answered. So little Bill asked his grandmother, ''Why is it that your squirrel is grey intead of black?'' The grandmother replied, ''If your mother's squirrel had popped the nuts that this one has popped, it would be gray too.''
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Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
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I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today. We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!” I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us. “What did you just call it?” I asked. “It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.
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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
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Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
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Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
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Q: What creature has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
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