What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
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Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
A: Because then they'd be bay gulls.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded.
One day a woman knocked at his door.
“Is that your big dog outside?”
Wondering how she had got past him he said: “Yes why?”
She said "I’m sorry but my dog just killed him!”
“What?” Roared the man “What kind of dog have you got?”
“A Peke” Replied the woman.
“A Peke? How could that little thing kill my big fine guard dog?”
“I think it got stuck in his throat!” replied the woman.
Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick?
A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
I went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees
The clerk counted out 13 bees and handed them over.
"You've given me one too many" I said.
"That one is a freebie"
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
A snail is walking down the road, when all of a sudden two turtles appear.
They rough up the snail, take his money, and leave him for dead.
Months later in the courtroom, after the two turtles have been arrested, the judge asks the snail to describe what happened on the night of the assault.
The snail says, "Gee, I would love to, your honor, but it all happened so fast!"
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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