What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole.
They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse.
Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!"
Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!"
Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles.
Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.
The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.
"Shit!" says the ant.
"One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
Vote:
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.