Joke #10057

What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.

If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half.

Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.

Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn"t it?"

Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.

I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize. "To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'" "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."

Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.

Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.