Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.