Joke #5414

Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
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What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
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First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
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