Joke #5414

Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
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What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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A Bosnian catches a goldfish. The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish." The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
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