Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.