Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food?
A:Because they can't catch it!
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied:
I love sauna!
What is the definition of "moon"?
The past tense of "moo"!
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.
One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?"
The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain.
One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.