Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: She liked kids...
Save the tree, eat a beaver.
Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous?" The other replied, "You're darn right we are! We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?" To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue"
Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!