Q: What is height of De-hydration?
A: A cow giving milk powder.
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Leap Year!
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A: A civil serpent.
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard.
I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg.
That'll blow his little mind.
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A red jellyfish.
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed.
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?"
"No."
"Did he hurt the cows?"
"No, he just grazed them."
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A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces.
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