Joke #9231

Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
Vote:
has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
Vote:
has 58.41 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
Vote:
has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, relationship
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Vote:
has 47.19 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
Vote:
has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah. ‘Hello,’ I thought. ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’
Vote:
has 34.78 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: animal
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
A city child came running into the farmhouse. “No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled. “There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”
Vote:
has 80.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
Vote:
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal