Joke #10748

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really.
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A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked. "I am." said the man. "I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?" The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one." "No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said. "Here's your chicken." said the farmer.
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I love my cat. My cat does not care.
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
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