Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.