Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.