Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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