Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.