Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.