Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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