Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''