Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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