Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.