Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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