Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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