Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.