Joke #10143

Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Vote:
has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Vote:
has 45.29 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Vote:
has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Vote:
has 70.13 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Vote:
has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Vote:
has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Vote:
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Vote:
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Vote:
has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris