Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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