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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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