Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.