Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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