Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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