Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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