Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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