Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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