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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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