Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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