How is a rabbit like a plum?
They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
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A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
What did the dog say to the hot dog bun?
"Are you pure bred?"
Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night.
All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out.
"Jesus is gonna get you."
The robber ignored it, and takes the TV.
Again, the parrot cries out.
"Jesus is gonna get you."
The robber started to get a little worried.
"What's your name, birdie?"
"Moses."
"What dumbass named you Moses?"
"The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."
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What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
Tentacles.
What's at the end of Moby Dick?
A whale of a time.
How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed it.
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog.
The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want."
The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you."
He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened.
And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."