How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? (A drizzly bear!)
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
"I’m in a big trouble!" "Why is that?" "I saw a mouse in my house!" "Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap." "I don’t have one." "Well then, buy one." "Can’t afford one." "I can give you mine if you want." "That sounds good." "All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap." "I don’t have any cheese." "Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap." "I don’t have oil." "Well, then put only a small piece of bread." "I don’t have bread." "Then what is the mouse doing at your house?"
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini? A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head. "Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper." "What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!