Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.