Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.