Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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