Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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