Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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