Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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