Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.