Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.