Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."