Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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