Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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