Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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