Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.