Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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