Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.