Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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