Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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