Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.