Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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