You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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