You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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