You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.