You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.