Q. How does a frog confuse you?
A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"
The boy replied, "What turkey?"
The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."
The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!"
The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.
If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?"
The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!"
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
He still lacked common and horse!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole?
A: Bestiality
What is the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late.
Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: A rotisserie chicken.
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.
Q: What is a zebra?
A: A horse behind bars.
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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