Q. How does a frog confuse you?
A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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Johny's curriculum vitae:
1. Full name: John
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John
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Why did the dinosaur have so few friends?
Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.
What to polar bears eat for lunch?
(Ice berg-ers!)
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
What kind of money do polar bears use?
Ice lolly.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky way.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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