Q. How does a frog confuse you?
A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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He says.
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The man does that.
The next day in the same spot, the man still has the penguins.
Once again he drives past the policeman.
"Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!"
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I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are your celebrating?"
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“That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down.
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