Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate. "Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked. "My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied. "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor. "That's because he's inside your cat!"
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter.