Joke #3555

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."

Customer: "Waiter, do you serve crabs?" Waiter: "Please sit down sir, we serve everyone."

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.

Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!

Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!

A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. May be he’s get tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate each other." The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How keep it there and don’t fall?"

What did the dog say to the hot dog bun? "Are you pure bred?"

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In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.