Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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