Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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