Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.