Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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