Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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