Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.