Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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