Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!