Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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