Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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