Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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