Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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