Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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