Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.