Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.