Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.