Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Vote:
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
Vote:
What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Vote:
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Vote:
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Vote:
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Vote:
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
Vote: