Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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