Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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