Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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