Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.