Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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