Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.