Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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