Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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