Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.