Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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