What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
Q. What did the frog say to the fly?
A. You are really starting to bug me!
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Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.
Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub.
He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton.
She replies, "A bush."
The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he's in the shower.
He asks, "What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?"
His father replies, "It is a snake."
A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, "What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?" She replies, "Headlights."
A couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having sex.
He yells, "Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!"
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.
The Teacher asked Little Johnny,
"How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?"
Little Johnny replied, "Just Don't bite any."
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