What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.
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Pavlov walks into a bar.
The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
Q: What is a crowbar?
A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.
He put the alligator up on the bar.
He turned to the astonished patrons and said, "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute."
He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head.
The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up at the end of the bar and a woman timidly spoke up.
"I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with a beer bottle."
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
(A drizzly bear!)
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.