How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under each hoof!
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What's black and white and green?
A frog sitting on a newspaper.
What does a frog say when it sees something' great?
Toadly awesome!
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
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The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?"
The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?
A. Half a spider!
Why don't lobsters share?
They re shellfish.
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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A man runs over a cat.
The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologise to the owner.
He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers.
The man says, ‘I’m so sorry.
I’ve just run over your cat.
Can I replace it?’
‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady.
‘How are you at catching mice?’