How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under each hoof!
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A Jersey.
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A reindeer
Good, now name another.
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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
What animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
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Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.
Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous?"
The other replied, "You're darn right we are! We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?"
To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue"
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A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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