Joke #10848

How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
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Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
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Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.
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Q. What's green and red? A. A very mad frog.
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Little Johnny's teacher said, "Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister's." Did you copy hers?, she asked. Johnny replied, "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"
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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
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A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words. You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog.
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Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
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What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
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