Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
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A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows.
Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark.
He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?"
Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?
A bull pull.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute
chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do.
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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
What’s a black spot between two white spots?
A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture.
Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"!
Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep.
He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"?
Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".