Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
Bill O'Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer's pig while driving through the country.
O'Reilly tells the chauffeur to apologize to the farmer.
They drive up to the farm, and the chauffeur goes inside.
He is gone for a long time.
When the driver returns, he explains his long absence, "Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife made me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses."
"Why were they so grateful?" O'Reilly asks.
The chauffeur replies, "I don't know. All I told him was that I was Bill O'Reilly's driver and I'd just killed the pig."
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot?
Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
Crocodiles are easy.
They try to kill and eat you.
People are harder.
Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer.
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes?
A: Slow clowns.
Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay?
A: In the bridle suite.