Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.
He came across two men.
One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
How does a leopard change its spots?
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Pork Chop.
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What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks.
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''.
I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet.
A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot.
He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam'".
The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious.
So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!"
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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