Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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