Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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But only once.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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