Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.