Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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