Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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