Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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