Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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