Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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