Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.