Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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