Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.