Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.