Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.