Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette