Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.