Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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