Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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