Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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