Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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