Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.