Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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