Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.