Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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