Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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