Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.