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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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