In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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