In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.