In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.