In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.