In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.