In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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