In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.