In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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