In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.