Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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