Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.