Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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