Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.