Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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