Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.