Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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