Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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