Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.