Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.