Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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