Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.