I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.