I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me.
I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
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Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He saw his gas bill.
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?
A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
A: He went down really well!
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Late in the night he regained consciousness.
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.
She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"
That, my friends, is a positive attitude!
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile.
In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?
A: Is that you coughin'?
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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