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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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