Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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