Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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