Chuck Norris discovered America.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Vote:
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Vote:
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Vote:
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Vote:
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Vote:
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Vote:
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Vote:
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Vote: