Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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