Chuck Norris discovered America.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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