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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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