Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.