Chuck Norris discovered America.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.