Chuck Norris discovered America.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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