Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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