Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.