Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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