Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.