Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."