Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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