Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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