Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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