Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.