Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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