Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.