Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.