When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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