When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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His eyes sweat.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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