When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!