When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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