When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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