When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.