When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.