When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.