When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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