When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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