When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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