When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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