When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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