When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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