When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".