When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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