Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.