Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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