Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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