Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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