Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.