Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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