Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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