Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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