Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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