Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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