Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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