Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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