Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.