Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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