Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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