Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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