Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.