Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.