Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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