Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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