Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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