Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.