Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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