Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.