Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''