Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.