Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.