Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.